fuck the police
(Source: orangejazlyn)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

my new extensions came in :-)
i couldnt even tell girl they look so cute (:
(Source: chickensandwich)
donate to me for further research and develop,ment on the issue of pidgeons reading minds
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

i wanted ice cream and i heard the ice cream man so i went out front and then icouldnt hear it anymore so i went bck inside and as soon as i got comfy i heard him again so i went out front and it stopped AGAIN finally that fucker cant run from me long because he finally came by god bless