saltwater taffy more like a gift from the devil because i cant fuckin quit eating these things

like how do they even get salt water in there

I covered my cat with saltwater taffy and I dont think she gives two shits

I covered my cat with saltwater taffy and I dont think she gives two shits

I FINALLY GOT AN OFFER FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE ME TO IN N OUT AND I FELT WAY TOO SICK IT EAT ANYTHING AND THEN I PUKED AND NOW I FEEL DUMB FOR SAYIn “nO DONT TAKE ME NOW” CAUSE I DONT FEEL SICK ANYMORE UggggHHHhH

tommypickles:

mom
alien sushi princess

alien sushi princess

gonna go see maleficent again

ecstatic about the cornucopia of mexican candy i purchased at the local flea market

ecstatic about the cornucopia of mexican candy i purchased at the local flea market